The Tailgaters Association

The Blvcksheep Has Arrived

In the ever-shifting landscape of fantasy football, tales of redemption and triumph emerge, and none is more compelling than the story of Day, the newly crowned champion of the Tailgaters Association. Taking the reins of the 2022 last-place team, formerly under the management of Mr. Castellanos, Day embarked on a transformative journey marked by strategic moves, calculated risks, and unwavering determination.

During the off-season, Day wasted no time making his mark. The veteran quarterback Derek Carr was traded, heralding the arrival of DJ Moore and a 2nd round pick. This pick, in turn, became a catalyst for future success, leading to the acquisition of Kyren Williams, Rashed Shaheed, and Hayden Hurst. But Day's reshaping of the roster didn't end there. A bold move involving his 2023 1st round pick brought in Amari Cooper, Nico Collins, Brian Robinson, and Jacoby Brissett.

With the pieces in place, Day exercised patience, weathering a start that alternated between wins and losses. As the trade deadline loomed, he remained steadfast behind Jalen Hurts and Kyler Murray, a decision that proved instrumental in a remarkable 7-2 run to end the season, securing a playoff berth as the 3rd seed.

In the playoffs, Blvcksheep dominated the competition. A resounding victory over the Seltzer Boys in the first round showcased Day's managerial prowess, setting the stage for a showdown against the MadManMilitia in the semi-finals. Here, Amari Cooper's stellar performance, scoring 46 points, underscored the impact of the off-season acquisition, solidifying Blvcksheep's championship-bound status.

The championship clash against perennial contenders Mtn Dewds was a spectacle. Despite Mtn Dewds' formidable journey, Day's strategic moves, including the early-season acquisitions of Kyren Williams and DJ Moore, paid off in a high-scoring battle. In a nail-biting contest generating 305 points, Day's meticulous planning and foresight culminated in a championship victory, breaking the streak that had eluded his opponent for three consecutive seasons.

The 2023 season will be remembered as the season of Blvcksheep and the ascension of Day. His managerial acumen, coupled with a roster sculpted through shrewd trades and preseason foresight, has solidified him as the best in the league. As the confetti falls and the championship celebrations commence, Day stands tall, a testament to the unpredictable yet rewarding nature of fantasy football.

The Good, The Bad, The Ugly (part two)

Welcome to "The Good, The Bad, The Ugly," our ongoing series that delves deep into the world of fantasy football in the Tailgaters Association. In this series, we'll dissect and analyze teams from across the league, shedding light on their standout performances, struggles, and the unexpected surprises that make fantasy football the unpredictable and exhilarating game it is. Join us as we embark on a journey through the highs and lows of the league, uncovering the strategies, trades, and player performances that define each team's story. Whether it's triumph or adversity, we'll leave no stone unturned in our quest to unveil the secrets behind every team's fantasy football season.

This week we're looking at the rest of the teams in the league.

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The Topete Football Team

Mojo Dojo Casa House

Big D Dynasty

Seltzer Boyz

Barrel Scum

The Miguel Football Team

N.W.O.

The JuJuBes


The Good, The Bad, The Ugly (part one)

Welcome to "The Good, The Bad, The Ugly," our ongoing series that delves deep into the world of fantasy football in the Tailgaters Association. In this series, we'll dissect and analyze teams from across the league, shedding light on their standout performances, struggles, and the unexpected surprises that make fantasy football the unpredictable and exhilarating game it is. Join us as we embark on a journey through the highs and lows of the league, uncovering the strategies, trades, and player performances that define each team's story. Whether it's triumph or adversity, we'll leave no stone unturned in our quest to unveil the secrets behind every team's fantasy football season.

This week we're looking at three teams: Blvck Sheep, MTN Dewds, and the team currently under GM Aric.

Blvck Sheep

MTN Dewds

The Aric Football Team

July 2023 Power Rankings: Teams on the Move

In the ever-dynamic landscape of the Tailgaters Association, the power rankings have experienced significant fluctuations, showcasing the fierce competition and strategic maneuvers of fantasy football managers. As the 2023 season progresses, some teams have risen to the occasion, surging through the ranks with impressive performances and strategic acquisitions. On the other hand, specific teams have faced challenging descents, navigating through obstacles and making tough decisions to keep their championship dreams alive. Let's dive into the updated power rankings, highlighting the teams that have experienced notable changes, and explore the reasons behind their movements in this thrilling and unpredictable fantasy football journey.

Rising Teams:

Falling Teams:

 As we eagerly anticipate the preseason action and its impact on rosters, injuries, and emerging talents, the next power rankings update promises to be even more exciting and revealing. Until then, stay tuned for more updates as we embark on the journey towards fantasy football glory!

The Trade Block: An Arena of Potential and Peril in the Tailgaters Association

(published 6/25/23)

Within the competitive landscape of the Tailgaters Association, the trade block serves as a virtual marketplace where managers can showcase their available draft picks and players, initiating conversations and trade talks with fellow league members. It is a space where the ebb and flow of transactions takes center stage, and the fate of teams can be reshaped with a single deal. As the season progresses, let's delve into the dynamics and intrigue surrounding the trade block.

While the trade block presents a platform for negotiation, it has thus far witnessed only a handful of trades. It is often populated with players who are considered to have low value, making it a common ground for teams to test the waters and gauge interest. Among the players currently listed on the block are Zamir White, Will Levis, and the enigmatic Brandin Cooks. These players, while not necessarily lacking in talent, may not carry the same allure as some of the league's top performers. However, it would be remiss to overlook the potential hidden gems that occasionally find themselves among the trade block offerings. Players like Geno Smith, Mike Evans, and even Lamar Jackson have been spotted on the block, showcasing their immense value. Nevertheless, factors such as age, injury concerns, and a higher cost deter many managers from pursuing these options.

The trade block is often met with mixed sentiments among managers. Some perceive it as a desperate attempt to unload underperforming players or those who no longer fit their team's strategy. These managers view the trade block as a sign of weakness, potentially lowering the perceived value of the players listed. Among the main culprits in populating the trade block at the time of writing are managers from MTN Dewds, Blvcksheeps, and GM Willcoxon, with a combined total of nine out of the thirteen players listed.

It is important to acknowledge that the trade block serves various purposes for different teams. For some, it is a tool to facilitate roster adjustments and create opportunities for future growth. By showcasing their available assets, teams can open up discussions and explore potential trade scenarios that align with their long-term strategy. Additionally, the trade block can act as a catalyst for active engagement and camaraderie among league members, fostering a sense of community within the competitive landscape.

As the season unfolds and teams solidify their strategies, the trade block will continue to evolve. Players once deemed expendable may find themselves in the midst of a breakout season, altering their perceived value. On the other hand, injuries or unforeseen circumstances can swiftly diminish a player's worth. The trade block, with its ever-changing landscape, keeps managers on their toes, constantly reevaluating their options and seeking the perfect trade that can tilt the scales in their favor.

In the coming weeks, it will be intriguing to witness how the trade block transforms and whether managers can uncover hidden treasures or successfully offload assets that no longer align with their vision. The ebb and flow of the trade market is an integral part of the Tailgaters Association, and it adds an element of excitement and uncertainty to the league.

So, as teams navigate the intricacies of the trade block, let the negotiations, discussions, and potential blockbuster deals commence. The trade block remains a realm where the balance of power can shift, fortunes can be reshaped, and the quest for championship glory becomes all the more riveting.

Early Pre-Season Power Rankings

(published 5/30/23)

As the highly anticipated Tailgaters Association season approaches, the power rankings have been revealed, setting the stage for intense competition and rivalries. With a glimpse into each team's projected performance, fans and managers alike are eager to see how the rankings will unfold. Let's dive into the power rankings and analyze the teams:

At the top of the rankings, three teams are poised to dominate the league with an expected 10-4 record. Reigning champions RSS hold the coveted first place, displaying their prowess and determination to defend their title. Close on their heels in second place is GM Kent and his squad, armed with a formidable lineup ready to challenge for the championship. In third place, GM Topete and his squad stand tall, posing a strong threat to the top contenders.

Standing out from the pack, GM Willcoxon and his team secure a solid fourth place with a projected 9-5 record. Their consistent performance and strategic gameplay make them a force to be reckoned with in the upcoming season.

The middle of the pack is expected to finish with a respectable 7-7 record. Fifth place goes to Blvcksheep, a team with the potential to surprise their opponents and make a playoff push. GM Aric and his squad land in sixth place, showcasing their competitive spirit and determination to rise in the rankings. In seventh place, GM Osorio and his team aim to make their mark on the league with their skilled roster.

Sneaking into eighth place on the power rankings is MTN DEWDS, a team that has shown resilience and a history of strong playoff runs. Despite a streak of championship appearances, they are ready to prove themselves once again and ascend the rankings.

On the other end of the spectrum, two fledgling teams are expected to face an uphill battle. The JuJubes claim the ninth spot, while Big D Dynasty secures the tenth place. Both teams are projected to finish with a 5-9 record and face a challenging path to the finals with a mere 3% chance.

Barrel Scum in 11th place and N.W.O. in 12th place are bringing up the rear of the rankings. Both teams are predicted to finish with a 4-10 record, facing a steep climb with a mere 2% chance to make the semi-finals.

As the teams gear up for the season, these power rankings provide an early glimpse into the potential trajectory of each squad. However, it's important to remember that in fantasy football, anything can happen, and surprises are bound to occur. With fierce competition and the determination to claim the championship, fans can expect thrilling matchups and captivating storylines throughout the season.

The journey to championship glory has just begun, and the power rankings serve as a compass guiding teams on their path to success. It's time to buckle up and witness the drama, passion, and sheer excitement that the Tailgaters Association has to offer.

Recapping the 2023 Rookie Draft

(published 5/25/23)

The highly anticipated 2023 fantasy football rookie draft has come to a close, leaving teams and fans buzzing with excitement. With a total of nine trades throughout the draft, teams were eager to maneuver and acquire the necessary assets to secure their desired players. Here's a closer look at some of the winners who emerged after the dust settled:

While these teams celebrated their successful off-season performances, other managers faced challenges. GM Willcoxon and his team continue to struggle in finding their identity after not participating in the draft. Similarly, newly joined manager Day (of Blvcksheep) and M'Lissa (of The Jujubes) were also absent from the draft proceedings, raising questions about their strategies for the future.

The biggest question mark is GM Aric who was lacking in picks in both this year's draft and the next. He remains confident in his aging roster. However, with an average age of 27.67, Aric's team faces the challenge of maintaining competitiveness against younger and more dynamic squads.

As the league moves forward, the aftermath of the rookie draft sets the stage for an exciting and highly competitive season. With winners emerging and teams strategically positioning themselves for success, fantasy football enthusiasts can eagerly await the unfolding drama on the field.

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2023 Fantasy Draft Order Revealed: Controversial Trades and High Stakes Ahead

(UPDATED: @12:47pm 4/27/23)

In a highly anticipated announcement, commissioner Garret Spriggs has finally revealed the order for the 2023 fantasy draft. With just two rounds, this year's draft promises to be a fast-paced and exciting event for fans of the sport.

The draft order is as follows:

Round 1

Round 2

Several trades took place prior to the draft as managers looked to increase their selection of picks. One controversial trade involved Miguel trading away two first-round picks (1.06 and 1.08) in addition to $200 FAAB to Alan. Another trade between Robbie and Day saw the former trade away the 1.04 pick for a package of players that included Amari Cooper and Brian Robinson. Darnell and Ramon also made a curveball trade that saw Jonathan Taylor and a 2024 2nd round pick move in exchange for this year's 1.02 pick, the 2.10 pick, and a set of 2025 picks including a first.

With the order now revealed, managers are sure to ramp up their efforts as they look to secure the best possible talent for their teams. As the third annual fantasy draft approaches, fans of the sport can look forward to a thrilling and action-packed event that is sure to keep them on the edge of their seats.

The Council of Three: How These GMs Are Shaping the Future of the League

(published 4/10/23)

As a reporter for the Tailgaters Association, I have recently uncovered a fascinating development in the world of sports management. It appears that three managers, namely Alan Kent, Miguel Osorio, and Darnell Murphy, will be running the draft for the next three years.

Each manager possesses five first-round picks in the upcoming drafts, with GM Kent possessing 5 picks in this 2023 rookie draft, GM Osorio owning five picks in the 2024 draft, and GM Murphy owning five picks in the 2025 draft. Together, they possess a significant number of first-round picks, giving them an unprecedented amount of control over the talent entering the league.

This has raised concerns among fans and analysts alike, as it is uncertain how these managers will utilize their picks. Will they use them as trade leverage to acquire additional assets, or will they use them to draft potential league winners? Of course, there is always the possibility that these players could end up being busts, leaving their respective teams with nothing to show for their investments.

It is clear that these three managers will have a significant impact on the draft for the next three years. Fans and analysts alike are eagerly anticipating the results of their decisions, as their actions could potentially shape the competitive balance of the league for years to come.

As a sports journalist, I believe that the league should closely monitor these developments and take appropriate action if necessary. It is essential that the draft process remains fair and transparent, and that no team or group of managers has an unfair advantage over others.

Only time will tell how these picks will ultimately pan out, but one thing is for sure, the anticipation is high, and the excitement is palpable as we await the results of this intriguing development in the world of sports management.

M'Lissa Swift: The Quiet Contender & Dark Horse

(published 3/8/23)

The Tailgaters Association is full of loud and boisterous personalities, but there is one general manager who flies under the radar: M'Lissa Swift. Despite her quiet presence, Swift has managed to establish herself as one of the league's top contenders, with a record of 16-12 and a plan to establish a top 10 quarterback and make it to the finals this season.

Swift's journey to the league was a unique one. She was invited to join by none other than the commissioner himself, Garret Spriggs. You wouldn't know it from her roster but she's a Steelers fan, but it's not because Pittsburgh is her hometown. She moved from Apple Valley to Claremont before finally settling down in Riverside which sounds more complicated than it is but was an essential route that landed her in the league.

One of the keys to Swift's success is her ability to win games without making a lot of noise. She has the fifth-best record in the league, but she is also the only owner who has never initiated a conversation in the league. This makes her a bit of a mystery to her competitors, but it also keeps her focused on the task at hand.

Swift's current quarterback situation is a bit uncertain. She has veterans Matt Ryan and Tom Brady on her roster, but with one retired and the other likely on his way out, she'll need to rely on some younger players. Brock Prudy, Trey Lance, and Jordan Love give her some youth at the position, but the standout on her roster is Aaron Rodgers.

In addition to her quiet demeanor, Swift is known for having the second-lowest number of transactions in the league. This means that she is careful with her moves and doesn't make a lot of changes to her roster. It's a strategy that has worked well for her so far, but it remains to be seen if she can take it to the next level. 

When asked about her plans for this season, Swift was confident. "I'm the dark horse of the league," she said. "Be careful not to underestimate me." With her record and her plan to establish a top quarterback, it's clear that Swift is a contender. She may not be the loudest voice in the league, but she's definitely one to watch. As we enter year three will this season see her break through this ceiling or will she peel back the layers and become more entrenched in conversations? Only time will tell.

Two General Managers Dominate the Trade Block

(published 3/2/23)

The Tailgaters Association off season trades have been nothing short of exciting with two general managers taking center stage - Alan Kent and Robbie Sanwald.

Alan Kent has made waves in the trade block by acquiring three first round picks for the upcoming draft, another first round pick for 2024, and receiver Brandin Cooks. While this haul is impressive, it came at a cost - quarterback Tua Tagovailoa, wide receiver Garrett Wilson, and running backs Breece Hall and Isiah Pacheco. With only Desmond Ridder as his quarterback, Kent will have to make a move to secure a top quarterback in the upcoming draft.

On the other hand, GM Robbie Sanwald has begun the process of turning some of his championship players into future assets. He has already traded Brandin Cooks for FAAB and Russell Wilson for Marquise Brown and a second round pick. Sanwald's moves may be seen as shrewd or cheap, but the former champion is determined to maintain his title.

While these two general managers soak up the spotlight many are left to wonder what is happening in the head of GM Mike Willcoxon as the franchise continues to see quarterbacks come and go. Many fans were hoping that the draft capital would allow them to regain a franchise quarterback akin to Patrick Mahomes or Justin Herbert, both of which were traded away in the span of two seasons. Now Willcoxon pins his franchise's future on Tua who was unfortunately in the headlines for the wrong reasons all year long. Two concussions in a span of weeks where he could barely walk straight after a couple of hard hits forced the NFL to change their protocols leaving many concerned about his future in the league.

Only time will tell, but for now, fans of the Tailgaters Association will continue to watch and wait to see what will happen with their favorite teams.

The Perpetual Playoff Purgatory

(updated: 12:45pm | published 2/24/23)

***Updated: GM Osorio had this to say about recent criticism, "We understand our fans frustrations but we are making upgrades this year and will roll out a roster that will continue our streak of playoff appearances but will also  net us a championship. We are currently looking to shop a couple wide receivers on our roster." ***


The LibertyandJustinsforAll franchise has been the subject of much discussion in the Tailgaters Association fantasy football league. With a staggering 14 picks between now and 2025, they have more than double the average number of picks. However, despite making it to the playoffs multiple times, they have yet to progress past the first round.

Many fans and critics have grown impatient with the team's indecisiveness, with some arguing that they could have already secured a championship if they had made the right trades, much like GM Robbie Sanwald did with his team, RSS7, last year. However, others believe that LibertyandJustinsforAll has the potential to become a dynasty if they can break free from their perpetual playoff purgatory.

The team's current roster is undoubtedly a cause for concern. With only Daniel Jones as their quarterback and Cam Akers and Jeff Wilson leading their running game, the team needs to make significant upgrades in both positions to have a chance at success.

Despite having two first-round picks and an additional second-round pick in the upcoming draft, there are still questions about the team's ability to succeed. Around the league they have been referred to as "the team with more letters in its name than wins." Not exactly a ringing endorsement. While draft capital can certainly help, it is not the only factor in building a winning team.

The franchise finds themselves at a crossroads. Will they continue to accumulate draft picks and hope for the best, or will they make bold moves to address their current roster weaknesses? The team's playoff performances have sparked debate about whether they truly belong in the playoffs or not. While making the playoffs is undoubtedly an accomplishment, it is not the ultimate goal.

In the end, the success of LibertyandJustinsforAll will come down to more than just draft capital. While their abundance of picks is certainly a great advantage, the team needs to make smart moves and build a roster that can compete at the highest level. Only time will tell if they can break free from their perpetual playoff purgatory and become a true contender in the league.

The Blvcksheep Cometh

(published 2/21/23)

As I walked into the locker room, I could sense that something was different. The walls were being repainted, and new logos and equipment were being set up. It was clear that this team was undergoing a significant transformation under the leadership of DayJar Dickson, the new GM and head coach of the Blvcksheep.

Day exuded confidence, a sense of self-assuredness that seemed to come from years of experience and success. When asked about his goals for the season, he responded with a resounding "I'm here to win championships. Not one. Not two. Not three. Not four. I want them all, and I'm starting the takeover now."

As we spoke about the Blvcksheep and their new logo, Day explained, "The Blvcksheep is the most dominant, hated, and athletic sheep that beats and overcomes all odds. That's what this organization is." His pride and ownership of the team was evident in his words.

When asked about the competition in the league, Day didn't mince words. "There's few teams here that are a threat, if there was a threat it'd be our own incompetence." He knew that the other teams in the league were strong, but he believed that the Blvcksheep had what it took to come out on top.

Day's passion for the game was palpable, and he spoke about his team's philosophy with conviction. "Crazy work" was the team's motto, taken from professional NFL player Shady McCoy. It was clear that Day was not here to make friends; he was here to win. "We don't settle for second place," he said, "and we don't give up until we've won it all."

Despite his confidence, there was a sense of humility and respect that underpinned his words. He knew that the competition in the Tailgaters Association would be tough, but he was not underestimating the other teams in the league. "We have to show up every game and give it our all," he said. "That's the only way we'll come out on top."

As we wrapped up our conversation, I couldn't help but feel energized by Day's passion and drive. He was a force to be reckoned with in the league, and I had no doubt that the Blvcksheep would achieve great things under his leadership.

My conversation with Day felt less like a formal interview and more like a conversation between two friends. His confidence was infectious, and his wisdom and experience were evident in every word he spoke. I have no doubt that the Blvcksheep will be a team to watch out for this season, and I can't wait to see what they achieve under Day's leadership.

The Offseason Hurts

(published 2/15/23)

As the 2022 Fantasy Football season comes to a close, teams are already looking ahead to next year and considering potential trades to bolster their rosters. However, the current state of the league has created a bit of a logjam in the trade market.

The departure of GM Matthew Castellanos has left a void in the league, and more importantly, his roster features one of the most coveted players in the league: quarterback Jalen Hurts. Many teams have expressed interest in acquiring Hurts, especially after his impressive performance in the Super Bowl. However, until the vacancy is filled, the trade market remains at a standstill.

This situation has created an interesting dynamic for the league, as teams weigh their options and consider their next moves. Some teams may be more willing to wait it out and see who takes over Castellanos' team before making any moves, while others may be more aggressive and seek out potential trade partners regardless of the current uncertainty.

One thing is for sure, the acquisition of Hurts could be a game-changer for any team lucky enough to land him. As a dynamic and talented quarterback, Hurts has the potential to be a top scorer and lead his team to victory week after week. But with so much interest in him, the price to acquire him will be steep.

The vacancy left by Castellanos also presents an opportunity for a new GM to make their mark on the league. With a roster featuring a highly sought-after player, they will have plenty of options to consider when deciding how to move forward. Will they hold onto Hurts and build around him? Or will they cash in on his value and build for the future with draft picks and other assets?

As the league waits for this situation to be resolved, teams will continue to strategize and plan for the upcoming draft and beyond. But until the first trade is made, it remains to be seen what the landscape of the league will look like come next season.

None For All

(published 2/1/23)

The Tailgaters Association fantasy football league is buzzing with anticipation as a new general manager is set to take over the unclaimed roster, left vacant after a disappointing season from former GM Matthew Castellanos. The league is filled with excitement and nervousness as managers wait to see who will take the helm and what moves they will make with a roster loaded with talent.

Jalen Hurts, Derrick Henry, and De'Andre Hopkins are just a few of the highly sought-after players who remain on the unclaimed roster, leaving many managers eager to make trades. However, the uncertainty surrounding the new manager has created a hesitation among the league, with many managers reluctant to make deals until the new GM is named.

This tension is palpable, as the new manager will have a wealth of talent at their disposal and the potential to make a big impact on the league. Managers are already strategizing, weighing their options, and trying to determine what moves they need to make to stay ahead of the competition.

The waiting game has begun, with managers holding their breath and watching as the league prepares to welcome its newest member. The stakes are high and the pressure is on as the league prepares to see what the new general manager will do with the talented roster they have been given.

In the end, the anticipation is at an all-time high as the Tailgaters Association fantasy football league awaits the arrival of its newest member. The fate of the unclaimed roster rests in their hands and the league is eager to see what moves they will make. Will they trade away some of the biggest names in the league or will they keep the talent and make a run at the championship? Only time will tell, but one thing is for sure, the tension in the Tailgaters Association will not subside until the new manager is named and the fate of the unclaimed roster is determined.

Hurry Up And Wait

(published Jan. 20th, 2023)

The Tailgaters Association fantasy football league is buzzing with anticipation as general managers await the opening of the waivers after the Super Bowl. This marks the start of a new season and the chance for teams to improve their rosters by trading players and draft picks ahead of the NFL draft.

As the league's managers prepare for the upcoming season, there is a palpable tension in the air. Many teams have glaring holes in their rosters and are hoping to fill them through the waiver wire. Others are looking to trade away players and picks to shore up their teams for a playoff run.

The Super Bowl is the final hurdle for many managers as they wait for the waiver period to open. The end of the season means the end of the waiver priority list, so managers will have to scramble to get their hands on the best available players.

The NFL draft is also looming on the horizon, adding to the pressure on general managers. Although the draft order has yet to be determined, teams are positioning themselves to make the most of their picks. Some teams are looking to trade up to get the player they want, while others are looking to trade down and accumulate more picks.

As the league's general managers wait for the waivers to open, the tension in the air is palpable. The Super Bowl marks the end of one season and the start of another, and the league's managers are eager to get their teams ready for the upcoming season. With the NFL draft on the horizon, the pressure is on to make the right moves and build a team that can compete for the league's coveted championship trophy.

All For One

(published Jan. 11th, 2023)

The day is October 17th, 2021. The first ever season of the Tailgaters Association is underway with several teams new to the world of dynasty. Before many can lay down their head to rest their fantasy world is rocked by a trade between the MTN Dewds and the Seltzer Boyz that has since been widely criticized as one-sided and unfair. The Dewds, led by veteran general manager Garret Spriggs, acquired superstar quarterback Patrick Mahomes in exchange for a package that many believe was far too small.

The trade saw Mahomes, considered one of the best players in the league, go to the Dewds in exchange for an aging quarterback, a lackluster running back, and a couple of draft picks. The move has been met with widespread condemnation from fantasy football experts and fans alike, who have accused Spriggs of taking advantage of the new and inexperienced general manager of the Seltzer Boyz, Mike Willcoxon.

Critics of the trade argue that Mahomes is a once-in-a-generation talent and that the package the Seltzer Boyz received in return is not commensurate with his value. They believe that Spriggs, an experienced and savvy general manager, was able to exploit Willcoxon's lack of experience and knowledge of the league to make a lopsided deal in his favor.

Now, two years into the league, we have found the trade to be more horrid than man originally believed.  Looking at the stats for this most recent season we can see a few sad truths:

At face value Willcoxon did not get enough in return. However, this is an incomplete picture. Before the inaugural season finished Willcoxon was able to leverage his new assets in order to acquire quarterback Justin Herbert. The details of the trade are as below:

Lemons into lemonade.

The trade has sparked intense debate among fantasy football enthusiasts and experts alike, with many calling for stricter rules and regulations to prevent experienced general managers from taking advantage of their less experienced counterparts. Some have suggested that a league-wide trade review system should be put in place to ensure that all trades are fair and equitable. Few see this as a learning lesson.

The consensus to this day is that Garret Spriggs pulled off a big win in this trade, getting a top player in Patrick Mahomes for very little in return. For a commissioner to make this trade so early into the league gives ground to the argument that it set a bad example for the league and that, in the long run, it may be detrimental for the league, for a lack of fair play, and discouraging for new and inexperienced general managers. 

It is not this reporter's job to speculate on the fairness of trade. The damage has been done. What we hope to gain my reflecting on this is to bring closure to this issue by cementing it's legacy for the league. What this means for future relations between these two teams remains to be seen but what we can hope is that both teams are able to find peace, though that's always easier when you're the one with Mahomes.

Results Of Blockbuster Trade Seeming Off The Mark

(published Jan. 9th, 2023)

In a surprising move, the local GM Aric Ericson announced that the team would be  trading away three years of draft picks in exchange for quarterback Deshaun Watson. The move has been met with mixed reactions, as Watson had not played for a year and now with the season over we have seen his continued struggles as he readjusts to the game. What this means is that heading into the offseason the team has no longer has the ability to add new talent through the draft.

Despite Watson's struggles, the general manager defended the move, stating that they believe in Watson's talent and are confident that he will be able to turn things around and lead the team to success. They also pointed out that the team has a strong supporting cast and they are confident that they can compete for a playoff spot in the upcoming seasons.

Only time will tell if this risky move will pay off for the local football team. If Watson is able to bounce back and play to his full potential, it could be a win for the team. However, if he continues to struggle and the team is unable to add new talent through the draft, it could easily go down as the worst trade in this league's history.

Fans are understandably worried about the future of the team as they sit with a third place finish and an aging core. For now, they will have to trust in the decision of the front office and hope that Watson can lead the team to victory on the field. 

Season Ends With Asterisk Win

(published Jan. 5th, 2023)

Robbie's win over Garret in the 2022 Championship matchup has been called into question due to the fact that unforeseen events caused the matchup to end prematurely.

The bout, which came down to the Monday night Bills/Bengals game, was highly anticipated by fans and experts alike. Both Robbie and Garret were well-respected competitors throughout the season, and many were excited to see how they would match up against each other under the Monday Night Lights.

However, just a few minutes into the game, disaster struck. An accidental collision saw Bills player Damar Hamlin collapse on the field. The scene was too much to handle and putting humanity before competition both teams declined to finish the match.

As a result, the game was called off and Robbie was declared the winner via technicality. While Robbie and his team were thrilled with the win, many fans and experts were left feeling frustrated and unsatisfied.

Some have argued that the premature ending of the bout was unfair to both teams and that a rematch should be scheduled in order to determine a more legitimate winner. Others have called into question the legitimacy of Robbie's win, stating that he did not truly defeat Garret in a fair and square matchup.

Regardless of the differing opinions, it is clear that the premature ending of the Robbie-Garret bout has left a sour taste in the mouths of many fans and has sparked a debate over the legitimacy of the result. It remains to be seen how this situation will be addressed in the future.

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*Newly inducted painting of RSS GM Robbie Sanwald

An All Or Nothing Season Gets Robbie Everything

(published Jan. 5th, 2023)

It was a season unlike any other for the small town football team, RSS. Led by their star Dak Prescott and headed by General Manager Robbie, the team had struggled in previous seasons, barely scraping by with a few wins here and there. But this year, something was different.

From the first game of the season, it was clear that Robbie had a fire in his stomach. He was more focused and determined than ever before, and his organization followed suit. With his leadership and the skill on the field, RSS began racking up win after win.

But it wasn't just Robbie's great organizational skills that contributed to the team's success. He was also a master motivator, always finding ways to lift up his team and keep them focused on the goal at hand. He spent extra hours studying film, scouting out the opposition's weaknesses, and coming up with strategies to exploit them.

As the season progressed and the RSS's record began to climb, the town started to take notice. People who had never shown much interest in the team before were suddenly filling the stands, cheering them on as they fought their way to the top of the league. And when it came time for the championship game, the whole town was on the edge of their seats. RSS were going up against their toughest opponent yet, a team that had beaten them soundly in the past. But this time, things were different.

With CMC at the helm, RSS pulled out all the stops. They played with a level of passion and determination that no one had seen before, and when the final whistle blew, they had secured a hard-fought victory.

The town erupted in celebration, and Robbie was hailed as a hero. He had single-handedly led his team to the top of the league, and he had done it by going all in and leaving everything he had on the field. It was a season that no one in the town would ever forget.

Robbie had this to say, "Winning in this league was my goal all season long but beating the MTN DEWDS makes it a dream come true!"

Congratulations to Robbie on becoming the newest champion of the fantasy football league!